Thursday 4 April 2013

MAN VS WOMAN (PART 1)

hai...long time no see .???... i'm bz mah....there's something must be done 1st...uisehhh....hewhew....but i hope uollss still maintain cute...pretty and handsome as usual .....QQ!!!!  ok then...today...im just sharing to uolss some info about the differenses (sape still pelajar...please do not make ur english hancusss like me...okay) sambung blek... the differenses  between man and woman....cekkidott !!!!  





1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want..... 


2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.






4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.




8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.


9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.



 well...i'm tired right now....hope we can meet again on the next topic.... papai


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