Saturday 27 April 2013

TALK ABOUT MEN

Girls,.... guys have feelings too!
Believe it or not, they can cry as much as we can!
They can be in pain and be hurt....... just as much as we
can!

They have feelings too; we all have feelings...... I know it
might be hard to accept sometimes,.. but not everything will be their fault!

If something is your fault.... then take responsibility and take it as your own,...... Don't blame him, he has nothing to do with your careless actions!!!! Don't always expect him...... to constantly chase after you....Once in a while, make him feel special and chase after him when needed....

You also need to realise you can hurt
his feelings by

being pushy or......
saying mean things, they can be just as sensitive as we are.
You can't always expect him to reassure you about
everything......... Once in a while, make him feel loved, by
reassuring
him too........



Girls, .......guys have feelings and some of you
need to accept and acknowledge that......



WHAT KILL LOVE ??

U will Love it...


Once there was an island where all
the feelings lived together.


One day there was a storm in the

sea and the island was about to
drown.


Every feeling was scared but 
Love 
made a boat to escape.


All the feelings jumped in the boat
except for one feeling.

Love got down to see who it was...
It was Ego!!


Love tried & tried but Ego didn't
move..

Everyone asked Love to leave Ego &
come in the boat but Love was
meant to Love....


It remained with Ego.

All other feelings were left alive but
Love died because of Ego !!


Friday 12 April 2013

LOVE YOUR MOM

wanna share this lovely, sad n beautiful story to uollsss.... 



.............After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.”


The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. “What’s wrong, are you well?” she asked.

My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. “I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you,” I responded. “Just the two of us.” She thought about it for a moment, and then said, “I would like that very much.”
That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary. She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel’s. “I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed, “she said, as she got into the car. “They can’t wait to hear about our meeting.”



We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Her eyes could only read large print. Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips. “It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small,” she said. “Then it’s time that you relax and let me return the favor,” I responded. During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation – nothing extraordinary but catching up on recent events of each other’s life. We talked so much that we missed the movie. As we arrived at her house later, she said, “I’ll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you.” I agreed.

“How was your dinner date?” asked my wife when I got home. “Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagined,” I answered.

A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened so suddenly that I didn’t have a chance to do anything for her. Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and I had dined. An attached note said: “I paid this bill in advance. I wasn’t sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates – one for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant for me. I love you, son.”



At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: “I LOVE YOU” and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve.
Nothing in life is more important than your family.

Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till “some other time.”............




p/s:cNp

Thursday 11 April 2013

SHIT CHAT (01)


Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her









BOY : Can I kiss you ?

GIRL : Not now, I'm at home.

BOY : Please.

GIRL : No.

BOY : You were too sweet in bed today.

GIRL : Waoh! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had for rounds.

BOY : Let me kiss u good night.

GIRL : Someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home.

This goes on for ten minutes, then girl's brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says whether u kiss him or not its your decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your conversation"












Tuesday 9 April 2013

MR BEAN vs EINSTEIN



A LONG LONG TIME AGO.... 

Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to
each other on a long flight..
Einstein says,"Let's play a game.. I
will ask you a question,if you
don't know the answer,you pay
me only $5 and
if I don't know the answer,I will
pay you $500.."



Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the
Earth to the Moon..?
Mr.Bean doesn't say a
word,reaches his pocket,pulls out
a $5..



Now,it's Mr.Bean's turn..
He asks Einstein: What goes up a
hill with 3 legs and comes down
on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks
all his smart friends.. After an hour
he gives Mr.Bean $500..



Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well,so what goes up a hill with
three legs and comes down with
four..?

Mr.Bean reaches his pocket and
gives Einstein 5$ 



:P :P :P

Thursday 4 April 2013

MAN VS WOMAN (PART 1)

hai...long time no see .???... i'm bz mah....there's something must be done 1st...uisehhh....hewhew....but i hope uollss still maintain cute...pretty and handsome as usual .....QQ!!!!  ok then...today...im just sharing to uolss some info about the differenses (sape still pelajar...please do not make ur english hancusss like me...okay) sambung blek... the differenses  between man and woman....cekkidott !!!!  





1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want..... 


2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.






4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.




8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.


9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.



 well...i'm tired right now....hope we can meet again on the next topic.... papai